Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
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