just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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