I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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