He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
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she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
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Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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