Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
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needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
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We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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