great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
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He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
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High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
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Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
you never un-have a 4some
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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