We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Randomize
