Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
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so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
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