There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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