when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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