New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
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Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
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You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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