i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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