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all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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