Got a toothbrush?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
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You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
foreskin is a definite game changer
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Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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