I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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