I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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