she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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