Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
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okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
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Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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