So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
