just come out here and I will go home with you...
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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