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You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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