Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
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i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
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I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
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