I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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