I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I am naked and annoyed.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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