I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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