And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
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I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
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WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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