He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
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We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
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Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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