sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
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On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
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Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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