I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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