I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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