My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
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Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
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Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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