Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
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A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
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I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
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