How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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