Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
this will be a night to untag.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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