what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
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if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
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I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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