He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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