? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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