i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
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like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
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sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
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I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
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