it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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