This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
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There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
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cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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