i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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