we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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