yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
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See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
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I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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