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Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
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You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
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I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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