i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
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Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
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I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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