doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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