guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
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Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
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My bed is full of blood and feathers
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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