When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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