a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
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Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
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You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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