What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
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I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
whose parrot is this?
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
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Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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