I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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