Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
It's shark week go big or go home
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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