I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
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Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
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P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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