she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
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Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
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I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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